iRule for sending different types of traffic regardless of port to different locations?

You would need to configure a virtual server to listen on all ports and use an iRule such as the one below to redirect depending on the incomming port

when HTTP_REQUEST {
    switch [TCP::local_port] {
        "80" -
        "443" - {
            HTTP::redirect https://some.url
        }
        default {
            HTTP::redirect https://someother.url
        }
    }
}